This might be dorky. But don't make fun of me.
It's my main characters. See?.... Really these are only the avatars my main characters are using in their futuristic version of an online role-playing game. I made Oblivion characters out of them and pasted some screenshots together. So now I know you want to make fun of me.
You better not.
Or I'll write you into my story and have really bad stuff happen to you.